War on Pork in Europe and America

Police in Staten Island are going whole hog hunting for the man who dropped some bacon on a football field that Muslims used for a Ramadan event. If the Baconer is caught, he will be prosecuted for committing a hate crime. Is bacon a hate crime? Well Muslims hate it and their Porkophobia seems good enough for the authorities

An anonymous caller has phoned in to a Staten Island newspaper to say that the bacon wasn’t for the Muslims, but for the seagulls.

"I had put the bacon there. It was going bad in my trunk and I put it out for the scavengers like the opossums and the raccoons and sea gulls, and I did not intend for that to cause anybody any problems. It was not any anti-Muslim act, and I did not want to offend anybody in way. Thank you and have a good day.” (...)