European Parliament Takes No Prisoners (Unlike Some Regimes)
The European Parliament had quite the Thursday, channeling their inner superhero and adopting not one, not two, but three resolutions calling out human rights violations across the globe. Spoiler alert: nobody’s getting a gold star.
Iran: When “Stop Killing People” Needs to Be Said Out Loud
First up, Iran, where MEPs expressed solidarity with citizens facing what they’re calling the largest mass murder of protesters in the country’s history. No big deal, right? Parliament strongly condemned the use of executions to quiet political dissent—because apparently that needed to be stated in 2024—and called for the release of all political prisoners, including minors who were secretly executed earlier this year.
The EU isn’t messing around either, demanding expanded sanctions on Iranian officials, including the Islamic Revolutionary Guard Corps. MEPs want IRGC members and their families banned from European vacations (tough break), Iranian diplomatic missions linked to repression closed, and secure internet access provided to Iranians facing government-imposed blackouts. With 516 votes in favor, Parliament made it clear: they’re not here for the authoritarian nonsense.
Afghanistan: The Taliban’s Greatest Hits Continue
Next, Afghanistan, where the Taliban’s new Criminal Procedure Code is basically a how-to guide for systematic oppression. MEPs condemned the code that institutionalizes gender apartheid, slavery, and corporal punishment—you know, casual crimes against humanity stuff.
Parliament demanded the code be repealed immediately, along with public floggings and executions. They’re pushing for stronger EU action, including enforcing International Criminal Court arrest warrants and expanding sanctions on Taliban leaders. MEPs also weren’t thrilled about the Taliban getting a Brussels invitation, calling for continued non-recognition of the regime. The resolution passed with 480 votes, because apparently only five people thought this was controversial.
Indonesia: Acid Attacks and Military Overreach
Finally, Indonesia made the list after environmental activists Andrie Yunus and Muhammad Rosidi were attacked with acid. MEPs called for proper investigations and an end to impunity for human rights violators, while expressing concern about legal reforms expanding military powers and potentially restricting freedom of expression.
Despite being an important EU partner, Indonesia got the diplomatic equivalent of “we need to talk,” with Parliament urging human rights commitments be front and center in bilateral relations. The resolution passed 469 to 38, proving that defending environmental activists shouldn’t be a controversial take.